A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.

He wanted a new truck, she wanted a fast little sportscar so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beatup old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

She finally said: "Look... I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
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Services will be at Downing funeral home on Monday. Due to the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service. Please send your donations to the "THINK BEFORE YOU SAY THINGS TO YOUR WIFE FOUNDATION"