Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.

A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said: "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

Morris replied: "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"

The doctor replied: "I didn't say that, Morris. What I said was, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"