Utah Girls

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Alabama and
bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes
and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he
came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.

The second man had married a woman from Georgia, He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes
and the cooking. On that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Utah girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't
see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye--enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper...