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grin NCR · Wednesday Humor...

grin HOW SOME CAREERS END...

Lawyers are disbarred.
Ministers are defrocked.
Far Eastern diplomats are disoriented.
Drunks are distilled.
Alpine climbers are dismounted.
Piano tuners are unstrung.
Orchestra leaders are disbanded.
Artists' models are deposed
Cooks are deranged.
Dressmakers are unbiased.
Nudists are redressed.
Office clerks are defiled.
Mediums are dispirited.
Programmers are decoded.
Accountants are discredited.
Holy people are disgraced.
Pastry chefs are deserted.
Perfume makers go into a descent.
Butterfly collectors are debugged.
Students are degraded.
Electricians are refused.
Lampmakers are delighted.
Bodybuilders are rebuffed.
Underwear models are debriefed.
Painters are discolored.
Carpenters are finished.
Spinsters are dismissed.
Judges are disappointed.
Vegas dealers are discarded.
Mathematicians are discounted.
Tree surgeons disembark.
Strippers are redressed.
Dentists are extracted.
Card dealers simply fold.
Songwriters decompose.
Letter carriers are rerouted.

Does anyone have some to add? grin

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grin NCR · Wednesday Humor...
Chip collectors are cancelled grin

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