Prom Night was coming up, and the girl announced to her boyfriend that she wanted to make it special and take a hotel room for the night.

Being the responsible type, the boy went to the pharmacy to purchase protection. The pharmacist was very helpful and guided the boy for a length of time, telling him everything he needed to know.

The boy came early to pick his girlfriend, and her Mother invited him to join them for dinner. When they sat down, the boy offered to say grace then bowed his head. A minute passed, and the boy was still deep in prayer. Another minute or so passed, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after another few minutes with his head down, the girl leaned over and whispered to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back,
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"I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

When you're the father of boys,
How you worry,
But when you're the father of girls,
You do more than that,
You pray! - Perry Como