Hi William,

Yeah, I personally sent them your email address so you wouldn't feel left out! I figured you were getting bored watching all those Texas tumbleweeds blow across your yard and needed a new form of entertainment to keep you occupied. Maybe you'll start receiving your special little gifts very soon! Enjoy!

P.S. Now quit bothering me, I'm trying to cook up a fresh batch of Arkansas Road Kill Stew!

Marty