Walking into a bar, Harvey said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, Eddie. I just had another fight with the little woman."

"Oh yeah?" said Eddie. "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," Harvey replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees."

"Really? That's a switch! What did she say?"

"She said, 'Come out from under that bed, you gutless weasel!'"