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USA Memorial Day...

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I received this as an email last week and thought I'd post it in honor of Memorial Day.

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit... that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends.

Ya'll know who ya' are...

You might be a Redneck if:

1. It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

2. You've never protested about seeing the Ten Commandments posted in public places.

3. You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

4. You remove your hat and bow your head when anyone prays.

5. You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play our National Anthem.

6. You treat VietNam vets with great respect, and always have.

7. You've never burned an American flag, but would want to kick someone's A$$ that did.

8. You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

9. You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

10. You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Redneck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about above.

God Bless the USA!
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Messages In This Thread

USA Memorial Day...
GOD BLESS THE REDNECKS
Re: USA Memorial Day...
Amen to both posts
grin Many, many thanks to our Veterans USA
USA Another great post, Phyllis...thanks!! USA
Very poignant on this day, thanks.
I guess I'm a "REDNECK" USA
Re: I guess I'm a "REDNECK" USA
My Father would have seconded
THANKS FOR SHARING PHYLLIS SO TRUE
Re: USA I guess I might be a redneck USA
I AM

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