EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So,
how is everything going?" inquired God.

It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and
sunsets
are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful,
but
I
have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The
middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them
with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes.
They are a real pain," reported Eve.
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body
came
in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc..........she felt that
having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically
balanced," as she put it.
That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at
this,
you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you
needed
only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up
right away." And God reached down, removed the middle breast and
tossed
it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of
Eden.
Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"

Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part.
You
see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow
has
her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How
could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will
immediately
create a man from a part of you. Now let's see............ where did
I
put the useless boob?"
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that story about the rib!!!
SKIP