A Gorilla walks into a bar, pulls up a stool, and says to the bartender “How about a beer”. The bartender is a bit shocked at seeing a Gorilla, but gets him the beer. The Gorilla hands the bartender a $100 bill. The bartender goes to the cash register and says to himself “what the hell – a Gorilla won’t know the difference” and then proceeds to hand the Gorilla 50 cents change. The bartender then decides to make some small talk and says to the Gorilla “Ya know, we don’t get many Gorillas in this bar”. The Gorilla looks up and says “No friggin’ wonder at $99.50 a beer”!!!