"DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH?" THE BOSS
ASKED ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES.

"YES, SIR," THE NEW EMPLOYEE REPLIED.

"WELL, THEN, THAT MAKES EVERYTHING JUST FINE,"
THE BOSS WENT ON.

"AFTER YOU LEFT EARLY YESTERDAY TO GO TO YOUR
GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL, SHE STOPPED IN TO SEE YOU!"