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The Chip Board Archive 12

Sven and Ole Yoke

Sven and Ole take a vacation to Las Vegas to get away from the cold Minnesota backwoods. They land a job as casino dealers at the crap tables at Wisconsin Bill's. A gorgeous blond woman comes in and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. "I hope you don't mind", she says, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude". So she strips down, rolls the dice and yells, "Come on baby, Momma needs some new clothes!" As the dice come to a stop she jumps up and down and squeals, "Yes, Yes. I won. I won". She hugs Sven and Ole, picks up her clothes and her winnings and leaves. Sven and Ole look at each other in amazemant. "Vell, by golly," says Sven, Vhat did she roll?" Ole thinks about it. "Uf Dah, Sven", says Ole "I tought you vas lookin'"


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