A blonde gentleman is driving along the expressway one day and the car begins to make strange noises, so he eases it over to the shoulder of the highway.

He jumps out of the car, opens the trunk, and pulls out two men in trench coats. The men stand behind the car, open up their coats and start exposing themselves to the oncoming traffic. This results in one of the worst pile-ups in history.

When questioned by police as to why he put two deviates along the side of the road, the man replied, "I broke down and was just using my emergency flashers!"