Pretty good stuff R. Joseph! Put me in mind of a list I read the other day. Dedicated to Gene's last poker cruise and future Chipper Cruises :

TOP 16 CRUISE LINE EUPHEMISMS FOR VIRAL OUTBREAKS

1. Surf 'n' Purge

2. Our complimentary weight-loss program

3. Giving a shout-out to SpongeBob

4. Captain Stooping

5. Partying on the poop deck

6. The artist formerly known as Montezuma's Revenge

7. A moving tribute to our brave Legion- naires

8. Threat condition: Charo

9. Dry-docking at San Porcelain

10. Doing the Hukey Pukey

11. Microfloral celebration

12. The mandatory mid-voyage food-expulsion drill

13. An intestinal keepsake

14. Chumming for a great white

15. Conga-lining all the way to the bathroom

16. Playing shuffleboard with the Ty-D-Bol man

-- topfive.com