Sven and Ole move out West with a new job opportunity in the lumber industry. A tourist has a car break down and hikes up to their little log cabin in the woods. He asks the men if they have a monkey-wrench. Sven looks at Ole and rolls his eyes over the dumb question. "Uf Dah", says Ole, "Ve got da Cattle Rench, da Horse Rench, da Sheep Rench and da Dude Rench, but it's too dam cold for da Monkey Rench up here". Nancy Borquist Olson Portland, Oregon R-5436