Hello,

My name is Patricia Melville, and I would like my slot card back.

What kind of weirdo steals players cards and then tries to sell them on ebay? The next thing you know, you'll probably be trying to steal roulette chips and coffee shop menus.

You should be ashamed of yourself. I assume you are over twenty one years of age, or you couldn't
be in a casino.

My god, what's this world coming to?