Jeezzz Lee you should take up creative writing. Very funny.

Welcome to the club, LMs that is. While the race to get in started slow, I asked about Life Member numbers back when they were before 100. By the time I got around to charging it (yes, I spend too much on chips, so I charged it) I was right in line for a designed number.

Just think if I didn't get 104, I'd have to wait until 140 or something.

Sorry about the Yugo, but I do see you follwing me. I see the casino security following me. I see all sorts of people following me. Just because someone is paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. My limo is a Honda Wagon and I did serve in the Army, after that, a couple words might approach the truth. More like Mr. MaGoo than Thurston Howell the 3rd. (same actor at least?)

One of the chippers, knows the other Pete Porro, who worked for the Red Cross and lived in Iowa. Yes we are related. It's pretty complicated, but I think he's my Uncle and younger than me, or very close to the same age.

It's been almost three days fixing my computer. One was lost in the battle. Something about some fat fisted hack, pushing in a chip wrong and breaking the memory chip socket. All is not lost, I made that computer into parts and dropped the hard drive into this one. Gained desk space and lost an old Pentium 351 that I used to run the business.

Meanwhile after uninstalling, re-installing, removing Norton 2005 and finally getting it to boot without an Explorer error, the leftover memory from the computer I broke, is now running fine in this one.

You could have waited for 109 in memory of PT-109?

Just remember 103 people beat both of us...

Happy Chipping!