Blimey! Cut me to the quick, you 'ave... 
...I'll be needing an elastoplast, I will... Whereupon I'll 'ave to get me to the chemist's shop and stand on queue, won't I? 'Tis also a wee bit cold out so I'll be wearing me windcheater, I will. (Can you tell I have one of those American-English dictionaries?)

NCR • Humorous Facts About Boston (Long)...
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