Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look THAT old?" If so, keep this lady's story in mind:

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. While sitting there, I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been one of my classmates.

H'mmm, or was he??

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he attended Central High School.

"Yes. Yes, I did." He gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "In 1961. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled son-of-a-b*tch asked, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"