... but I ain't kissing that bloke. Just because I wear garters on stage does not mean that I am ........... well, you get the picture ... !!

I have no idea why David woke up this morning and started that flaming bash by summarizing posts that had run their course and twisting around non-related issues .......

Now, having said that, I hereby challenge David to a "NICE" contest to see who can be the nicest to each other ..... care to accept the challenge, Mr. Spragg ..... ??