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The Chip Board Archive 12

Sven and Ole Joke

Sven and Ole are returning home from a poker party on a cold, icy winter's night in upstate Wisconsin. A cop pulls them over and asks driver Ole for his license. "Going a little too fast, aren't you buddy?" asks the cop. Ole denies any such thing. "Well, I caught you on radar doing 65 in a 45MPH zone." "Uf Da," says Ole, "I vas not speedin'". The cop becomes impatient and tells Ole that he is going to give him a speeding ticket. Ole denies that he was speeding and begins to shout at the officer. The cops starts to shout back, when Sven rouses himself and says, "Officer, you should know better dan to argue vit Ole ven he's been drinkin."


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