Man of the House
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> > The husband had just finished reading the book, MAN OF
> > THE HOUSE. He stormed into the kitchen and walked
> > directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her
> > face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I
> > am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want
> > you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I
> > am finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous
> > dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going
> > to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm
> > finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me
> > and comb my hair?"
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> > His wife replied, "The fu@@ing funeral director."
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