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The Chip Board Archive 12

Sven & Ole Friday Joke

Sven and Ole are out bass fishing on the lake and the sun is beating down on them. Both become hot and thirsty and the fishing is lousy. Suddenly Sven feels a drag on his line and pulls up an ancient corked bottle stuck in some twisted tree limbs. Curious, he pulls the cork and out pops a genie who says he will grant Sven one wish. "Vell", says Sven, "I vish dis whole dam' lake vould turn into beer!" Blasto, presto, the lake waters change into icy, foamy Budweiser Lite. "You crazy dumb Svede", says Ole, "Now ve gotta pee in da boat"!


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