Olga is about to give birth to her first baby and Sven is pacing the floor in the waiting room. The Doctor finally comes out and announces, "Sven, your are a father and I have both good news and bad news". "Yumpin' yimminee", says Sven, " Vot's da news?" Well, the good news is you have a fine healthy baby boy and the bad news is that it is Caesarian." Sven breaks into tears and says, "Ah, Doc, I'm sooo happy it is a healthy boy but, I vas hoping it would be Norvegian." Nancy Olson Portland, Oregon R-5436