So, this dyed brunette lady goes into the doctor and says, "Doctor, Doctor, I am in such pain. Everything I touch hurts".The Doctor is puzzled over this and asks her to demonstrate. She touches her forehead and cries out in pain. Then she touches her foot and the same thing happens; every place she touches gets the same result. "Did you used to be a blond"? asks the bemused Doctor. "Well, yes", says the lady. "Your finger is broken," explains the Doctor.