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Pete, In the real world, one of those diners would

have been a chip collector. Feeling that he was not treated right, he would make an NCR post about it here on the chip board.
- 287 people would read the post and at least half of them would reply with thier feelings on what should happen (None of them more adamant of the right thing to do than Stu.... sorry, I just had to add that).
- 27 people would send an email to the owner explaining how the restaurant is trying to screw chip collectors
- 12 of them would make an NCR post quoting the owners response.
- 376 people would respond to the post about his response and state that they would boycott the restaurant forever.
- 12 people use it as a chance to further their political propaganda
- Since no chip collectors visit the restaurant, business is down by 50%
- The owner has to raise prices by 50% to make up for the loss of business to the bottom line.
- A post is made on the bulletin board about how he is now gouging all patrons and not just chip collectors now (something that suggests apparently not all collecters are observing the ban and at least one is still eating there... the post is anonymous)
- The owner finally decides to give up and files Chapter 11
- The Chipboard rejoices in their win
- We all are forced to eat at Taco Bell beacuse the only other mexican restaurant in town has just closed its doors.

NOW THATS REAL LIFE rofl rofl

Messages In This Thread

Simplified Tax Plan - This explains it. - NCR
nice story; I approve.
Re: Simplified Tax Plan - This explains it. - NCR
Quite possibly you missed the point completely.
Re: Quite possibly you missed the point completely
Ahh, so you do understand. Maybe we should
Re: Ahh, so you do understand. Maybe we should
Ayatollah, Shmyatollah. Were talking John Bon Jovi
Re: Ayatollah, Shmyatollah. Were talking John Bon
Maybe Barry can hit another Homerun ball and can
Just messing with you Dave... LOL
Re: Not applicable to the real world
Pete, In the real world, one of those diners would
WHICH ONLY PROVES THAT AN
Hey, Thats no fair, I cant argue with a Professor.

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