Gosh Tom, that's such a heart-warming story.. I'm inclined to let you get it for your mom.. I just noticed I have this chip already. But I know you don't want to cheap out where your mom is concerned.. so maybe I will just have to help you out a bit by bumping the price a few times. You know the current bid is way too low for that chip.. Your mom deserves it.. you need to pay more.. Such an amazing woman.. to have conceived you at the age of 46 in the back seat of a Chevy. This of course assumes the car was new at the time of the alleged assignation.. if the car was a few years old then she was even older when said tryst occured.