CHINESE SICK LEAVE - I NOT COME WORK TODAY

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, Boss I not come work today, really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The Boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work at noon. You got nice house."