SALESMAN

A little old lady answered a knock on her door one day, and was confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a Kirby vacuum cleaner.

"Good Morning, Madam" said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered quality Kirby vacuum cleaners."

"Go away" said the ole lady. "I haen't got any money! I'm flat broke!" and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty, my dear lady!" he said.

"Not until you have as least seen my amazing demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

"If this wonderful Kirby vacuum cleaner doesn't remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, madam, I will personally eat the remainder of it."

The old Lady stepped back and said, "Well, I sure hope you've got a good appetite sonny, because they cut off my electricity this morning."