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NCR: Lets hear it for screw top wine. !!!!!

Lets hear it for screw top wine. !!!!!

Some Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item:

Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming
up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits
at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.

While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart
brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine,
said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University
in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important."

So, here we go: the top 12 suggested names for Walmart Wine:

12. Chateau Traileur Parc

11. White Trashfindel

10. Big Red Gulp

9. Grape Expectations

8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"

7. NASCARbernet

6. Chef Boyardeaux

5. Peanut Noir

4. Chateau des Moines

3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

2. World Championship Riesling

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine

1. Nasti Spumante

Messages In This Thread

NCR: Lets hear it for screw top wine. !!!!!
Re: NCR: Lets hear it for screw top wine. !!!!!
Is There Anyone You Say Anything..
Re: Is There Anyone You Say Anything..
How about "Pee?No! Noir "for a name?
Re: How about "Pee?No! Noir "for a name?
"Pee?No! Noir" = Pinot Noir (wine type)*vbg*
Re: "Pee?No! Noir" = Pinot Noir (wine type)*vbg*
Why do I do this???
What does that tirade ...
I love #3

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