Since today is Saturday you get 2 jokes for the price of 1.

#1 Yesterday I saw 2 Bush commercials on TV. One lasted 30 seconds and the other was a minute - sort of like his National Guard service.

#2 At the Republican conventiion there was a rumor that the ticket would not be Bush-Cheney. But the rumor was quashed when Cheney told reporters "No, I'll keep him on."