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NCR May Offend..Well, Mr. General,

I think they probably come from Wyoming. Out here the "Drug Store" Cowboys have a ritual where they go out on Friday & Saturday nights and drink Coors Light.(The serious drinkers refer to Coors Light as "Canoe Beer." It's like having sex in a boat...Friggin' near water.) Then, they get messed up and go and get the urinal cakes and sit at the bar and eat them. This is to attract the opposite sex. Saddly, it does attract a special breed of woman. She can usually be found stirring her bloody mary with a tampon and then sucking on it. Granted this is extremely gross.

I am not exaggerating a bit...but then folks like this eventually end up in bed together. So, the result is children that have brain damage from the chemicals in urinal cakes and scented tampons. This crud has to cause chromosome damage. Then they grow up and become problems for society.

It is the only explanation I can think of.

I hope retirement is suiting you well...ENJOY IT ands Give 'em Hell.

Mark

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