Three women and three men are traveling by train to the Super Bowl. At
>the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women
>buy just one ticket.
>
> "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks
>one of the men.
>
> "Watch and learn," answers one of the women.
>
> They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats but
>all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly
>after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting
>tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The
>door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
>The conductor takes it and moves on.
>
> The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so,after
>the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save
>some money. When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the
>return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy
>any tickets at all!!
>
> "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed man.
>
> "Watch and learn," answer the women.
>
> When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet,
>and the three women cram into another toilet just down the way. Shortly
>after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her toilet and
>walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding. The woman knocks on
>their door and says, "Ticket, please."
>
>I'm still trying to figure out why men ever think they are smarter than
>women!!!