I do tend to receive a lot of spam and junk mail that doesnt get filtered out and occasionally I browse. One just received has got to be one of the best.

I have just received an email from Ethiopia promising me eternal life if I donate one of my cows to poor farmers in East Africa.

Whilst I would like to help and regularly give to charity, I have a slight problem here.

All my spare cows are supposed to be reserved for 'trades'
Ive spent an hour trying to get a cow into a bubble mailer without success
The post office refused my request for 5 rolls of priority mail tape