A woman gambler was hurrying home from Las Vegas when her eye was caught by a red 5.00 chip she had tossed into the car's ashtray. While she was distracted, she heard a loud whump and saw she had hit a large jack rabbit, who was trying to get across the road to his family, who were waiting for him under a large tumbleweed. The woman stopped and got out, and seeing the dead rabbit started to cry. A sedan pulled in behind her, a guy got out and asked her what the matter was. She showed him the dead jack rabbit. After a minute he said: "Maybe there is something I can do" so rummaging around in th trunk of his car, he pulled out an aerosol can and sprayed the rabbit all over. After a couple of minutes, the rabbit sat up, felt his ribs and took a tentative hop. He hopped about ten feet and then turned and waved with his paw; the woman culd have sworn he said in a squeeky voice: 'thank you, thank you". He hopped another ten feet across the hiway and turned and waved again...the last she saw of him, he was disappearing into the darkness of the desert when she saw the silhouette of his paw against the moon.... "Well, said the man, I guess I better get this into my trunk, or my wife will kill me". Wait, said the woman, what in the world is in that can??? The man handed her the can. On the front it said: Hairspray....Is your hare dead and lifeless??? This hairspray will bring new life and bounce to it. On the back of the can it said: Contains Wave Set; This product will give your hare a permanent wave."