By following the simple advice I read in an
article, I have finally found inner peace...

The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the
things I started and hadn't finished....and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Jack Daniels, a package of Oreos, the Prozac, some
Valium, some cheesecake, some tamales and box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel....