There was this guy who had a girlfriend named Lorraine. Lorraine was very pretty and he liked her a lot.
One day at work and he found that a new girl had started working with
himat his office. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous.

He became quite smitten with her, and after a while it became obvious that she was very interested in him too.

But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't do anything with Clearly while he was still going out with his girlfriend. He decided that there was nothing left to do but to break up with Lorraine and try to get it on with Clearly.

He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it.

Then one day they went for a walk along the riverbank and Lorraine slipped and fell into the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.
The guy stopped for a moment by the river, -- and then ran off smiling and singing... and smiling and singing.

What was he singing, you ask???

I can see Clearly now.. Lorraine is gone.