An elderly couple was driving in the country one Sunday afternoon and stopped for gasoline. The attendant started filling up the tank and the old man got out of the car and started to chat. The attendant asked him where he was from.

The man replied, “Louisville.”

The old lady, who was very hard of hearing, yelled at her husband, “What’d he say, what’d he say.”

The husband responded to his wife, “He asked where we were from.”

The attendant continued, “Ah, Louisville … nice town … I’ve been there.”

Once again, the old lady yelled out the window, “What’d he say, what’d he say.”

The husband replied, “He said he’s been to Louisville.”

The attendant continued, “But I had a bad experience there … went to a bar, got drunk and met some woman.”

The old lady yelled out the window, “What’d he say, what’d he say.”

Growing a bit impatient, the man yelled at his wife, “He said he had a bad experience in Louisville.”

Finally the attendant said, “Worst sex I ever had in my life.”

Predictably, the old lady yelled out the window, “What’d he say, what’d he say.”

The husband stuck his head inside the car window, looked his wife straight in the eye and said, “He said HE KNOWS YOU.”