One day Jill and her friends were outside in the front yard playing when little johnny rode by on his new Bike.
Johnny yelled out to Jill to look at his new sporty bike. He told her it was a Boys bike and that because she was a girl, she could never have a bike like that. Jill was visibly upset and went inside the house crying to her mother.

The next day, Johnny came by again on his way to baseball practice and immediately noticed jill on her new bike. She told him that her Mommy said it was perfectly alright for her to have a boys bike.
Johnny was taken back a bit, but quickly showed Jill his catchers mitt. He said see this glove, this is a Boys glove and only boys can play baseball with it. Again Jill ran into the house crying for her mother and Johnny smirked to himself.

The next day, just as before johnny came riding by the house on his bike. This time jill couldnt wait to show Johnny her new Catchers Mitt. By this time johnny was getting obvously frusterated. He thought for a second and then pulled down his pants. He said look here Jill, this is what Boys have. No matter how much you cry to your mother you can never have one of these. Once again she ran into the house crying and Johnny laughed as he rode away.

The next day Johnny came by to gloat and noticed Jill playing and paying no attention to him. So he stopped and shouted to Jill, "So your Momma could not help you on that one could she?. Jill just smiled and lifted up her dress. She told him "See one of these" , Only Girls have one of these. And my momma tells me that if you have one of these....... you can get as many of those as you want.

Ok, Ok I know, No Norewigens, but still humerous isnt it?