One day Johnny’s dad was driving him to first grade and while stopped at a traffic light Johnny noticed to dogs mounted up, breeding. Johnny asked his dad to explain what those dogs were doing. Thinking fast his dad explained the back dog had sore paws and the front dog was helping him to get back home. Johnny thought about this for a long while and told his dad that dogs must be a lot like humans becaust it seems like whenever you try and help someone out, you just get screwed in the end.