A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. "Where are you going?" demands the suprised husband. "To Las Vegas! I found out there are men there that will pay me $500 to do what I do for you for free."

The man pondered that thought for a moment, and began packing his bags also. "What to you think you are doing?" she screams.

"I'm going to Las Vegas with you............I want to see how you're going to live on $1000 a year!"