I don't usually post jokes, but this one seemed real neat. Excuse the language, but ... ... .... you can say it is chip-related to the building fund:

A young family moved into a house next door to a
vacant lot. One day a
construction crew turned up to start building a
house on the empty lot.
The
young family's 4-year-old daughter naturally took an
interest in all the
activity going on next-door and spent much of each
day observing the
workers. Eventually the construction crew, all of
them more or less
gems-in-the-rough, adopted her as a kind of project
mascot. They chatted
with her, let her sit with them while they had
coffee and lunch breaks, and
gave her little jobs to do here and there to make
her feel important, of
course always watching out for her safety.

At the end of the first week they even presented her
with a pay envelope
containing a couple of dollars. The little girl took
this home to her
mother who said all the appropriate words of
admiration and suggested that
they take the two dollar "pay" she had received to
the bank the next day
to start a savings account.

When they got to the bank the teller was equally
impressed and asked the
little girl how she had come by her very own
paycheck at such a young age.
The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week
with the crew building
the house next door to us." "My goodness gracious,"
said the teller, "and will you be working on the
house again this week, too?"

The little girl replied, "I will if those a**holes
at Home Depot ever deliver the f***ing sheet rock."