Subject: Instructions on how to clean your toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of
pet shampoo to
the
water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him
towards the
bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet
and close both
lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the
noises
that come from the toilet, the cat is actually
enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides
a "power-wash"
and "rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be
sure that there
are no
people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
quickly lift both
lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak
through the bathroom,
and
run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling
clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog