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grin NCR • Sunday Humor...

BILL GATES CHOOSES HEAVEN OR HELL

Bill Gates arrives at the port to heaven and hell. He is told: you see Bill, we don't know what to do with you. You may choose "heaven" or "hell".

Bill peeks in heaven and sees a couple of old boring men sitting around at a table.

Bill takes a look in hell and sees really beautiful women, sex, drugs, rock and roll, and most of all, gambling.

So Bill says: I'm a gambling man, I want to go to hell!

Once in hell, bill is immediately thrown into the fire. So Bill says: hey, what the heck is this, i saw all the gambling, the women, and sex?

The devil says: "That was just a demo version." grin


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