My wife took one look at the car our friends drove into our driveway with. " We can't be going in that" she mumbled.

How bad could it be, sure it looked a little small. Hey, it's only a 90 minute drive, how bad could the back seat be?

BAD!!! We slid into deep dish back seats after crawling over the seat belts and squeezing through the 7 inch opening between the door jam and the back of the front seat. And if you scrounched down ( is that a word?) and turned your neck just a bit, your head was only slightly smashed against the roof line.

Wow this car actually made it off of the drawing board and into our driveway.

What kind of a car you ask. Could not tell. Hell our friends couldn't tell us. Seems the car was so small that they could not find any place large eonouh on it to put the model name.

I think it was a Ford J. The J was the only letter of the word " Joke" that would fit on the body panels.

So we arrived with cramps and muscle spasms.

BTW..We did meet some nice casino workers, Most all smiled and were pleasant. One very nice female host informed me that she did'nt know if there was a poker room on the premises. When I asked her where to best find $1 tokens, she informed be that I was holding several in my hands. When I informed her that those were $1 chips, she asked me what the difference was.

Time to go.

Bottom line.....I am so looking forward to Vegas in June. See you all there.