>A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the
>house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your
>bags. I won the lottery!"
>
>The husband says, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain
>stuff?"
>
>"Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the hell out."