>Subject: Southern Republicans?
>> > A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15
>> > kids...
> > "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???" "Yes'am
> > they be all mine," the flustered momma sighs,having heard that
> > question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy." All
> > the children rush to find seats.
> > "Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign
> > up. I'll need all your children's names."
> > "This one's my oldest--he be Leroy."
> > "OK, and who's next?"
> > "Well, this one he be Leroy, too."
> > The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one,
> > through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy.
> > Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!
> > "All right...," says the caseworker, "I'm seeing a pattern here..Are
> > they ALL named Leroy?"
> > Their Momma replied, "Well, yes--it make it easier.When it is time to
> > get them out of the bed and ready for school, I
> > yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell
> > 'Leroy!' an' they all comes a runnin.'
> > An 'if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I
> > just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea
> > I ever had, namin' them all Leroy."
> > The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her
> > forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid
> > to come, and not the whole bunch?"
> > "Ah, that's so easy," said the momma. "Then I call them by
> > their last names"
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