A college age girl that used to work for an accounting firm I was at said her boyfriend recommended giving the keyboard a bath. She put it in the tub and rinsed it down thoroughly. She plugged it in, and it didn't work.

Duh. Don't try that.

Of course, this is the same girl whose boyfriend (same guy, you'd think he'd learn) sent her to the store to get some oil so he could change the oil in her car. When she got back, he asked where the oil was. She replied it was in the glove box. He gave her a quizzical look.

She said, "Oh, I got the travel size."

She got 2-cycle lawn mower engine oil.

Both true stories. And no, the girl was not blonde (or at least she dyed her hair dark brown).