For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition
and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting
medical studies:
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans. 4. The French drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. Germans drink a lot of beer, eat lots of sausages and fats, yet still
suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
what kills you.