Sometimes a true story is the funniest.
I had an errand to do the other day. Left my dog home alone. When I returned, my dog had opened the cabinet in the kitchen and proceeded to eat a package of dog food, plastic and all. I then proceeded to walk my dog. Then "Nature" called and my dog began to squat. Plastic obstructed the dog. I took a piece of paper out and bent over to remove the Plastic. I then looked up and several people were watching me. One man asked, "Do you do that all the time for the dog???